Tuesday 2 February 2016

Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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True or False: Military Edition 1) In World War II, a German U-boat was sunk because of a malfunctioning toilet.

2) American combat dolphins, deployed in the Persian Gulf, surrounded and captured an Iranian battleship.

3) The pen used by the military meets 16 pages of military specs.

4) At the real-life Topgun program—the one the film was based on—there is a $5 fine for any staffer who references or quotes the movie.

5) The Franco-Prussian War ended in a stalemate and had to be settled by a winner-take-all game of backgammon played by the two countries’ prime ministers.

Answers: 1-T; 2-F; 3-T; 4-T; 5-F

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